Dear Understandably So,

Let me count the ways I disappoint thee.

1. I SUCK AT LIFE LIKE WHOA.

That pretty much sums it up why I haven't posted in about a gajillion billion years. I am formally apologizing to you, blog, and I hope that you can search within the deep recesses of your pixelated heart to forgive me.

I know I was cheating on you with that CofC admissions blog, but I swear she means nothing to me! NOTHING! If you'll take me back, I'll never desert you again.

Love,

That lady who has to juggle bowling balls, while writing Shakespearean sonnets