Dear Starbucks on Calhoun St,

I felt like I should inform you that your hours are backwards. Did you realize that you are open until 11pm Sunday through Thursday, but only open until 9pm on Friday and Saturday? Haha! I know! I was shocked silly as well, when I reached your doors on that first Saturday, only to discover the bleak darkness of the inside.

Now, the reason I have finally decided to bring this error to your attention is because of two reasons: 1) I keep forgetting your hours are fucked, and I end up walking to you on a late Friday or Saturday only to curse the entirety of humanity and 2) It's fucking cold outside.

Please, before I develop hypothermia and go insane, change the ridiculousness of your hours post haste. It is your duty, as part of the coffee shop circle, to uphold the traditions of grabbing a cup of joe late into the night!

Love,

That girl who can never get warm even with an anorak and parka on.